These new arms of mine are strong.

it's crazy how plausible all the shit the corporations do in the murderbot diaries is. that one scene when murderbot was talking to those humans who had signed a 20 year corporate work contract and it asked them if the contract specified 20 years by the standard local calendar or by a proprietary calendar created by the company was downright unsettling 😬 if the ceos of modern earth companies read these books they would probably start crying because the government won't let them do most of this in real life.

hey fun fact this has absolutely happened before. part of the push to standardize time/timezones was because factory employers had clocks set to the pace of their machinery. meaning of the workers were not doing enough, time would run slower until they had reached their goal. there is historical precedent.

Nefarious evil schemer thinking up another evil scheme

Pretty sure its the other way around. The victorian child can easily handle the amount of drugs and contaminants in their daily lives/medicine, their amount of drugs and contaminants in their daily lives/medicine would likely kill you, and you can easily kill a typical(malnourished) victorian child.

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

posts that make you say "mon dieu.... you have caught me...."

local public transport is so reliably unreliable i get to a bus stop 10 minutes late and think to myself "well the bus is usually 10 minutes late too so maybe im just on time" and true to form there comes the bus. she gets me like nobody else does.

delightful news: there is a well known local seagull that apparently hurt his wing when he was younger and learned that if youre injured you get free food from humans. so now people keep catching him exaggerately limping around the supermarket carpark and flying away once he gets what he wants. a seagull grifter. i love him.

playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

YAYY

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal