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In honour of Valentine's Day, I give you my otp: Tunnel Kings Danny and Willy from The Great Escape (1963)

For those who haven't seen this movie; it's about Allied prisoners of war who plan for several hundred prisoners to escape from a German camp during World War II by digging tunnels.

Their chief 'Tunnel Kings'? Danny and Willy who dig 3 separate escape routes to save everyone and successfully escape together!

In RL, that would be unbearably stifling. In fantasy romance, it makes me melt to the soles of my old runners.

Ok guys, a quick lesson on Iran because it’s a very misunderstood country in the west.

You probably thought that most Iranians are muslim, pray 5 times a day, fast during ramadan, willingly wear the hijab (Islamic modesty veil for women), and definitely DON’T drink alcohol which is forbidden by Islam, right?

Wrong!

The Iranian Islamic regime claims 99.5% of Iranians are muslim. This survey  published in 2020 reveals that in fact only 40% are muslim and 46.6% are non-religious (atheist, agnostic, humanist etc.)

To compare with the religious landscape in the United States, 71% of US citizens are christian and 22.8% are non-religious according to the Pew Research Centre.

Debunking some other misconceptions about Iran are the following: the survey also found that 33% of Iranians drink alcohol, 60% don’t pray, 60% don’t fast, 72% oppose mandatory hijab, and 68% are in favour of a secular government.

There are 3 things you need to understand from this:

Iranians are not what you imagined them to be.

Iranians are probably more secular than Americans.

In honour of Valentine's Day, I give you my otp: Tunnel Kings Danny and Willy from The Great Escape (1963)

For those who haven't seen this movie; it's about Allied prisoners of war who plan for several hundred prisoners to escape from a German camp during World War II by digging tunnels.

Their chief 'Tunnel Kings'? Danny and Willy who dig 3 separate escape routes to save everyone and successfully escape together!

We can't get rid of child labor, the economy will collapse!

We can't have 8 hour work days, the economy will collapse.

someone sitting at home alone, an active alcoholic, squandering your charity, drinking all day is better situation than a street homeless alcoholic. someone using drugs in your charity house is better than them doing the same w no shelter

most of you would not like most street homeless people, I definitely don’t and didn’t when I was street homeless. for every one person who uses unconditional shelter to turn themselves around, someone else will do jack shit and very slowly, if ever, work through the issues that made them homeless, will maybe never be able to live independently. still better than street homelessness, still worth doing. ultimately either you believe that shelter should be universal or you don’t

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it.  I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.

Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.

Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.

They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.

Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.

Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.

Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”

Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.

And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.

To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!

notice how when you’re unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. you’re not fully trusted, but you’re ok by them.

when you’re familiar and liked, they’ll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bff’s:

they are doing this on purpose. it’s a buddy thing. so if you’re watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.

and if they really love and trust you, they’ll turn their back on you and go to sleep. they’ll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they can’t see the room. this isn’t a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. they’re saying, “i feel safe when you’re around. i know nothing’s going to sneak up on me, because you’re here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.”