and thus, i die

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

topic is body worship. i think solas would WANT to be the one worshipping. hand in hand with a larger atonement is making it up to lavellan, and part of that is expressing how much he adores every inch of her. ensuring she never doubts his love, after he failed and hurt her. right. but god thinking about solas being the subject of worship from lavellan. man who never wanted a body, who i imagine always viewed it practically -- a form that he took in order to accomplish specific goals. and spent years drowning in the blood he drew. saint of a woman who loved him despite and through it all kisses his fingertips and tastes no blood, traces battle scars with gentle hands. man who doesn't fully believe he deserves her love experiencing it directly, openly. touches and caresses and plain, soft words. he'd cry through it is what I'm saying.

the dungeons and dragons movie is good bc some silly gay person WOULD make a bard named EDGING and go “noooo it’s pronounced ED-GIN” and their depressed gay little friend would go “this is my sorcerer. he’s cringefail and his name is simon”, and some fucking dm would go “this is my super mega paladin npc xenk with a sad backstory who fights good that i made to help you guys not die in the next encounter” and everyone at the table goes “ok but can i fuck him though”

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

do you want to see a random species of bird

is that even a question

can elon still kill himself even if trump wins it was like the only thing i was looking forward to this month

when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business