Did you bring the buttfor??

...wha

The game is delayed for rain--that’s what the tarp is for, to keep the field dry so they can play as soon as it clears up. They’re entertaining themselves and the crowd while they wait.

the CDC @ all of us

Reblogging just for this man’s laugh. Look at him, he’s so happy.

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

This is BULLSHIT, Dwayne Johnson is jacked as fuck and I FULLY FUCKING BELIEVE he is one of the most LOVING MEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

I was on board with the first part until I read that and honestly you’re right nobody has more love in their heart than The Rock

im sorry, but is her age “it’s rude to ask a lady her age”?

yes. also her weight.

This is framed like a parks and rec gag

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

A Transformer, inconsolable after finding a picture of themselves on @shitty-car-mods-daily