xsfx: fine, you’re right. whatever. just please stop arguing with me!

xntx: but don’t you want to hear the rest of my argument?

xsfx: no!

xntx:

aka mbti types as other crap the history of japan guy made

istp, intj:

esfp, entj:

estj, infj:

estp, enfp:

entp, istj:

esfj, infp:

enfj, isfp:

isfj, intp:

Although, there are 16 types, and 26 letters in the English alphabet. So some letters will be left out. Anyway.

entp: big boss was 5'4 and robbed a bank in an oversized sweater

enfp: this opinion piece was an opinion piece

enfj: i hope you like my colouring so much that it distracts you from my bad writing

estj: taylor swift lightens up my bedroom in ways nobody else could.

estp: this book was not divergent, fortunately.

esfj: it’s a rhetorical statement. like a rhetorical question without the question mark.

esfp: my teacher was wearing shorts. i could not write. i am sorry.

intj: i realise that this whole essay was wrong but i do not care.

intp: edward scissorhands shows the problems with communism

infp: this fairytale uses evidence to prove that ogres are ugly.

infj: i cried so much when writing this and i hoped my tears formed words.

istp: i didn’t study for this topic.

istj: but, then again, we will never be as dumb as romeo.

isfp: what began my infatuation with oliver cromwell?

I know it’s been done before but here’s another one and it’s mainly about school or set in school.

*Note that these are all stereotypical things said once by the types and not their whole personality

ISTJ: Everything has to be in its placed and organized. Otherwise there will be chaos.

ESTJ: Just follow my lead. Trust me. I’m doing this right.

ESFJ: You know I support you now matter what! Unless you decide to, like, run away and live in Alaska. Then I don’t.

ISFJ: Don’t worry about me! Really! It’s just a little bit of pain!

ENTJ: Vote for me for Student Council! It’s the right thing to do!

INTJ: I really wonder how I ended up here, of all places. No offence guys.

ENFJ: Yeah, of course I’ll help you on your assignment! No, I haven’t done mine yet, but I can still help you before I start mine. Don’t worry, I’ll have time.

INFJ: Do you ever just look at your homework and wonder…why?

ENTP: Whatever it is, I disagree.

ENFP: Yooooo I kind of want to go along with my first idea for the science project but I have this really good second idea and also a third that I just came up with like 5 minutes ago but I’ll probably end up using my first idea but I don’t know and I’m talking really fast aren’t I?

INTP: Ya of course I slept last night! *nervous laughter*

INFP: I just kind of want to listen to music and forget that the world exists.

ESTP: I will FIGHT them. Actually. I’m not joking this time.

ISTP: Does anyone want to ditch and just go to a park and sit on the playground just because…

ESFP: The party was good, but I think mine will be better! :)

ESFP: A cluster of grapes on a vine

ESFJ: A long purple dress

ESTP: Bruises from unknown sources

ESTJ: Rows of lavender plants

ENFP: Th easily predicted end of “Gnomeo and Juliet”

ENFJ: An elaborately decorated cake

ENTP: Colorfully dyed hair

ENTJ: A blacklight causing the room to glow

ISFP: A small pot of violets

ISFJ: A scented candle on a dresser

ISTP: Glowing laser tag

ISTJ: Fancy guest soap

INFP: A hummingbird at the window

INFJ: A seashell washed up on the beach

INTP: Geodes in museum gift shops

Got a couple requests for an in-depth explanation of MBTI so here’s my take on it: (Long post ahead)

UNOFFICIAL TYPING by almostsoraven 

Introverted Sensing (Si): As an introvert, Dr. Brennan is clearly comfortable being alone: “People assume that when you are alone, you must be lonely. Like most assumptions, it’s erroneous.” In clear Si fashion, she is extremely keen to detail and change in the environment - usually being the first one to notice something different in the bones, Brennan’s perceiving skills have proven themselves necessary when searching for evidence. Moreover, she is often hesitant to jump to conclusions (Booth’s “gut instinct” Ni often disturbs her), having always based her decisions on what she knows is effective already and other past experiences. Brennan for instance is reluctant to patch things up with her brother in the season 1 finale, thinking he will leave her again. She is also affected by cases that remind her of her past (the foster kids one, for example).

Extroverted Thinking (Te): If Bones’ Si is not very comfortable around assumptions, her Te is concentrating in finding logical evidence. We see Brennan do this every single episode - her speeches, normally didactic, have the intent of not only articulating, but working on her ideas in a constructive way. Her murder solving is always based on scientific experiments and concrete proof.

Introverted Feeling (Fi): While Bones may have trouble with this function, it is well known to all of us that she is far from being a robot. In fact, Brennan is way more objective about the way she feels than Booth, and she is known to express it abruptly - as if it was very obvious the entire time. In the lab, she does so even bluntly. Furthermore, Bones tends to personally care about cases when she can relate to the victims. 

INTP: Denouement: n, the final part of a play, movie, or narrative in which the strands of the plot are drawn together and matters are explained or resolved.

INTJ: Sonorous: adj, imposingly deep or full

ENTP: Epoch: n, a period of time in history or a person’s life

ENTJ: Defenestration: n, the action of throwing someone or something out of a window

INFP: Iridescent: adj, showing luminous colors that seem to change when seen from different angles

INFJ: Vellichor: n, the strange wistfulness of used bookstores, which are somehow infused with the passage of time

ENFP: Phosphenes: n, the rings or spots of light and color produced by pressure on the eyes

ENFJ: Epiphany: n, a moment of sudden revelation or insight

ISTP: Insouciance: n, casual lack of concern; indifference

ISFP: Ethereal: adj, extremely delicate and light

ESTP: Ephemeral: adj, lasting for a very short time

ESFP: Oblivion: n, the state of being unaware or unconscious of what is happening

ISTJ: Ameliorate: v, to make something bad or unsatisfactory better

ISFJ: Petrichor: n, a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather

ESTJ: Beleaguer: v, to exhaust with attacks

“who doesn’t”: estp

“i know”: infj, enfj

“thanks”: istj, isfj

“why”: intp

“a horrible decision, really”: entj, istp

*laughs nervously*: infp, esfj

*laughs hysterically*: enfp

“i’m sorry”: isfp, intj

*finger guns*: entp

“if only there was someone out there who loved you”: estj

Dom Si: it makes sense to do what has always worked Inf Si: *something is slightly abnormal* hahhA aha ahaahaahha kill me

Dom Se: let’s go for a run it will be great! look at the sky! the air in the room feels particularly nice Inf Se: drugs, sex, food, alcohol   —–give it to me——

Dom Ni: look at what the future holds! Inf Ni: the end is near, there is no hope for any of us, we are all doomed to oblivion

Dom Ne: the possibilities for what we could imagine are endless!  Inf Ne: okay but consider this: what if I forget to do my homework what if I fail my classes what if I don’t graduate what if I never find a job what if no one ever loves me what if satan reaches up from the depths of hell and consumes what little is left of my soul what if

Dom Fi: these are my values, they are important to me and I stand by them Inf Fi: you think I am being a little stubborn? well guess what you can shove a cactus up your ass

Dom Fe: don’t worry, I’ve got your back! I am here to support you Inf Fe: ah um erm *ahem* hm ah uh there there it’s uuh okay

Dom Ti: logic is a wonderful thing, I bet there is a lot we could do with it! Inf Ti: oh so you think that I am incorrect about this one thing?? how dare you say that how dare you doubt my knowledge what is wrong with you, no you are the one who makes no sense get out of my sight