Dazai: chuuya, blow me

Chuuya: DAZAI!

Atsushi: Why would Dazai-san want to blow Chuuya-san...?

Chuuya: OH MY GOD DON'T ASK HIM

Dazai: bc we feel like it hehe

Atsushi: Blowing someone might tickle them and it's unpleasant?

Dazai: lol it isn't unpleasant, Atsushi-kun

Chuuya: DAZAI STOP

Atsushi: I mean

Atsushi: Forcing air out of your mouth unto someone else's skin can be unpleasant. what if they don't like being tickled like that???

Chuuya: Oh

Dazai: O h

Chuuya: OH MY GOD i messed up

Atsushi: ???

Chuuya: Nothing and please ignore Dazai or what he's gonna say next

Dazai: MmmMmmMmMmMm

Dazai: atsushi-kun

Chuuya: Oh god

Atsushi: Yes?

Dazai: akutagawa-kun isn't ticklish, blow him

Atsushi: Why would I do that??? Why would he let me do that?

Dazai: oh

Dazai: pls

Dazai: atsushi-kun

Dazai: do i rlly need to answer that

Chuuya: Say no, kid

Atsushi: Yes???

Dazai: just do it

Atsushi: He'll stab me if I do it!

Dazai: oh yea he'll stab u alright lol

Chuuya: -_-

Akutagawa: Yes Dazai-san, why would I let him do that???

Dazai: i'll praise u

Akutagawa: Jinko, blow me

Chuuya: OH MY GOD I'M DONE

Chuuya: Akutagawa! Do you even know what you're saying?????????????????//

Akutagawa: Yes?? Jinko just has to force air out from his mouth and unto my skin. It should be easy, if he can't do it,that just proves he isn't worthy of Dazai-san's attention.

Chuuya: Oh right you too

Atsushi: OH YEAH?!?!?! IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!!! I'LL BLOW YOU THEN! I'LL BLOW YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER IT EVERY DAY!!!! YOU WON'T FORGET IT!!!!

Dazai: WOOOOOO THIS IS GOLD! YAS!