Just a Hitchy Girl

I hope you masturbate to my blog 💕

and tell me about it in detail <3

I feel like having a snz kink should be the norm because wdym you can insert an object into yourself with literal erectile tissue and keep probing spots that have a reaction until your body has an involuntary reaction to it (sneeze/orgasm)

When S/hane H/ollander blows his nose he folds the tissue into a perfect little square no matter how soggy.

having a snz kink is highly inconvenient sometimes because my coworker just let out an extremely desperate sounding rapid triple and i’m just supposed to go on with my day as if that didn’t affect me profoundly

They should invent family members that don’t sneeze

Friend has been sharing casual obs with me about a person they're seeing who has honeymoon rhinitis (god 😵‍💫) and they told me today that this person jokingly said, "I just looked at you to help me sneeze, by the way," after having a sneezing fit. Implying they needed to look at someone sexy so they could get riled up enough to sneeze... insane. INSANE.

eating someone out and feeling their thighs squeeze your head when they sneeze,, thank you goondnight <3

OH MY GOSH 😭😭😭😭

Nothing cuter than someone who can’t respond to a bless you because they’re too busy sneezing again

we as a society don’t talk enough about bush inducing sneezes while eating someone out