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hey let’s talk about a soft “oh, bless you baby”

#christ #idk what it is about the “oh” beforehand that gets me every time #like theyre a lil surprised or sympathetic #or both #sjshksjxkdjx

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okay but the people who stifle when theyre around other people out of politeness are the hottest people alive send tweet

#it makes me want to scale the walls like a horny lizard #fuuuUUUCCKKKK #snz fet #snz kink #snzblr #snzfucker #cow goes moo #snzbian #especially if they end up having this crazy loud & harsh sneeze when theyre alone #that juxtaposition has me in a chokehold

tanirec

sneezing women!! women sneezing!!

#hard agree <3

DUDE i just remembered a dream i had last night where i was at a kink club but it was almost exclusively for sneezing & these GORGEOUS & insanely gentle women were inducing me & all of them blessed me so sweetly (& by name 🫠) after each & every sneeze

#how did i FORGET THIS UNTIL NOW #christ dude it was actually insane like i was so flustered i was absolutely MELTING #& they were just doing it like it was just a regular tuesday #ghhshshsjsjjsn i need to be put down #snz fet #snz kink #snzblr #snzfucker #snzbian #cow goes moo

ugh i was on the phone with my partner during my lunch break & she suddenly says "are you feeling okay, babyyy? it sounds like you're getting sick 🥺" & when i tell you i MELTED 🫠 like fuck i am so easy

#i just RAHHHSJXHJS BARK BARK #snz fet #snz kink #snzblr #snzfucker #cow goes moo #snzbian

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suddenly im convinced everything is a sham bc why did my allergy test say i had no spring allergies & yet i step outside for 45 minutes & now the whole inside of my face is itching

#like i literally almost publicly sneezed for the first time in almost 15 years #nothing makes sense to me anymore #i always have to sneeze the worst when i CANTSJVDNS #RAH #snz fet #snz kink #snzblr #snzfucker #snzbian #cow goes moo #self obs

any other snzfucker thespians out there who have a love/hate relationship with a/delaide's l/ament? i cant be the only one

#like why does it have to slap so hard but also be so OBSCENE #when i was in Theatre School i was always terrified that id be assigned that goddamn song #never happened thank FUCK #anywho go give her a listen #but use headphones for the luvva god #snz fet #snz kink #cow goes moo #snzbian

snormynight

Sneezing is literally the best kink ever I don’t know why it’s so frowned upon you’re literally so jealous actually

i know some of yall are absolute FREAKS for a polished, nerd of a man ravaged with allergies so i'll share an obs under the cut

i was working away in my silly lil office & i kept hearing concerned comments directed towards the director of finance ("i hope you feel better." "howre you doing today?" etc) to which he responded "I'm still so sleepy but getting used to it, I think!"

my kinky ears flagged that immediately but i kinda shrugged it off knowing i was missing a piece of the puzzle

but THEN, later that day, he walked over to my office just to check in & see how i was doing, & me being nosy, i decided now was the time to get to the bottom of it all. genuinely out of pure curiosity & fomo truly.

yep. just as i suspected. his allergies were kicking his ass & the allergy meds were making him feel SO drowsy

this man had to have sneezed 6 times in the matter of a few hours. after a particularly intense triple (& the blessings that followed) he shouted out sheepishly "Sorrryyy! It's just allergies I promiseeee."

im not into men like that but it was honestly PRECIOUS

#& he sneezes LOUDLY but he is so soft-spoken #ugh universe bless me with this scenario but make it a woman #ive earned my pittance 😭#snz fet #snz kink #snzblr #snzfucker #cow goes moo #snz obs

snifles

something about a breathless whisper of a “thank you” after a tender, intimate murmered “bless you”

#YES YES

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indulgnc

its so hard being my brand of pervert. i want dacryphilia but i dont like need the crying to be during sex or anything. i just want the crying. infact outside of sex is even better for my boner. i just like bodily function + im a sadist. whos with me here

#IM WITH YA 🗣🗣🗣🗣

so did we hear about k/athryn h/ahn's casting as m/other g/othel ?!

#i did not know how to feel about the casting choices until now #ugh mother HAHN

lezsnz

sneezing and being tied up is so hot, and it's hot no matter who's tied up

like oh you cant scratch your poor itchy nose? you can't stifle or cover your sneeze? poor baby better hold it back as long as possible. you need a tissue? maybe if you're good for me.

or

you can't go anywhere, and I think I'm coming down with something, my nose is just so itchy. wouldn't it be a shame for me to sneeze all over you while you have nowhere to go?

#RAHHHHHHHH

softsneeezess

natural sneezes are good and all but can I hear you stifle at least once?

…please?

hockeynoses

fran/cesca brid/gerton sick with a cold, eating out (snz-kink-haver) mich/aela, snuggled between those thick thighs, snzing up a storm...

#oh yes this is everything to me #like stop it right now im melting away

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kotabutch

dacryphilia kink not in “i like to see you cry cause you feel pain kind of way”

INSTEAD dacryphilia kink in a “i like seeing you cry cause youre so overwhelmed by emotion and its cathartic” kind of way

#very that yes #dacryphilia

just having to wait in the bathroom at work until my allergy attack subsides bc obvi i have nothing better to do 🙄

#its the TUNDRA out there why am i so sneezy #there should be laws against this #cow goes moo #snz fet #snz kink #snzblr #snzfucker #snzbian

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