mostly Bullshit ™

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

got hit with a bullshit fee, now im gonna be short on rent by like 300 bucks. im so tired of this month.

between bed bugs and this i might have to make a mutual aid post which i really did not want to make again

half way there

computa make my mutuals have a great day

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

I'm actually going to kill the fuck ass inconsiderate piece of shit I unfortunately fucking have to room with for the next two nights. I'm awake. I wasn't. Now I am. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her. IT'S ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING GOD FUCKCING DAMMIT IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER WHO THE FUCK COMES BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM PAST FUCKING MIDNIGHT AND TURNS OFF ALL THE SHIT THAT HELPS WVERYONE BUT HER IN THE ROOM SLEEP????

OH AND DID I MENTION THAT WHEN I WAKE UP, IM NAUSEOUS AS FUCK FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR?? I DIDNT??? WELL, I FUCKING DOOOOO 🙃🙃🙃🫪🫪🫪