Cima did nothing Wrong

You go to cast magic missile at me but the missiles hit my boobs and there's a comical BOING sound effect as the missiles bounce right off yet in the time it takes for the missiles ricochet back to you you have a moment to appreciate the impressive jiggle physics on my breasts

This is lore accurate to the Forgotten Realms

Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh?

Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you