A Knife In The Dark

express your themininity

I wish HRT would give me fangs

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

I’m not like other girls. I have seven heads and ten horns, and upon those horns ten crowns, and upon my heads the name of blasphemy

Smells like lasagna

This is what having an argument on the internet is like

Arguing with flat-earthers

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Fuck I hate these, but I am risking nothing,

Adrian Hing

AS A SEMIDIVINE BEING IF ANY OF YOU MORMON WEIRDOS TRY TO PROXY BAPTIZE ME IT WILL VIOLENTLY BACKFIRE AND I WILL SLOWLY BURN A HOLE IN YOUR HEAVEN

Some of you never left orange slices and honey wine out on the windowsill to thank what spoke to you when you wandered off the forest trail and stumbled upon a great grey stone with grains like spiraling shells, and a stag’s skull with a starling nest in one of the eyes that was perched atop like an offering, like the last remains of a once-forgotten god who used the last of its miracles to lead you to this place in the vain hope that you might know the old paths, and if not, to at least feel the splendour of a mortal’s wonder one last time before the final and longest rest

it doesnt really show but statistically i know some of you haven’t

MY LADY SAYS THANKS

I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore

Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer