MonsterSexts.EXE

yes I'm a magical devil yes I two-handed grip fat nuts we exist

Twitter emailed me saying they’re revoking my API access, bot may come back in the future but I don’t plan on fixing it right now

New anime plot: there's this SCP except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Then, a gorgon shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

Got patted by ethereal personifications of the terrifying ordeal of being known in a pumpkin patch, lads

bro we are eldritch mummies.... it's okay to cry around me.... bro we are fondling eachother now... don't stop bro...

LET! GANGLY KOBOLDS! GET! CLAIMED!

booty shorts that say "this machine teases effervescent elves" on the ass

You want to explore my thighs? B-But we're both poisonous swamp things!

Got gunched by dominant goblins in front of my salad, lads

Oh noooo, a bunch of big scary scantily-clad slimegirls! I sure hope they don't all suck me! ;3 ;3 ;3

bro stop talking about nuzzling butch zombies you're scaring the hoes

its real feral skeleton snuggling hours

You are not immune to buxom cryptid ears

bro we are entrancing xcom 2 snake girls.... it's okay to cry around me.... bro we are pegging eachother now... don't stop bro...

two preppy frankenstiens, tonguing eachother in the subway tunnels, zero feet apart cuz they ARE gay

Oh noooo, a bunch of big scary fluffy cyclopes! I sure hope they don't all slam me! ;3 ;3 ;3

It doesn't have to be like this (photo of me getting nuzzled by a mutated lyctor) when it could be like THIS (photo of me getting nuzzled by a mutated lyctor AND a frisky gargoyle at the same time). I have TWO girldicks