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u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

you have to admit it: most if not all animals are very brave. they do a lot of things and dont always know whats going to happen. they have beautiful eternal souls because of this

I like birds because they're everywhere and can go many places so you have so many opportunities to see them and it's always good to have an animal around to see. plus there's so many different species which is good if you love collections and assortments of things and categories. plus they come in different colors which is more categories

From each according to his abilities (me, big dick) to each according to their needs (you, willing cumdump)

if i had a girlfriend i would let her shoot me

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I approach political conversations like conservatives now (treating the person like they agree with me by default) and it's really fun. Like honestly i'm not downplaying my opinions anymore conservatives are too loud lately