Thanks For Calling💸

hannibal nbc is honestly so unrealistic because explain to me how will graham is apparently the single best fbi profiler around and yet. not once did he catch hannibal staring at his ass. hannibal brought him chicken soup in the hospital and drew explicit fanart of the two of them and recited romantic shakespearean level poetry to his face for years. he literally decided that they were coparenting a child. and will still had the nerve to utter the words “is hannibal in love with me” three seasons deep?? like no disrespect to jack crawford but i would have fired his ass

mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now

don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real

no cause my friends just think that i’m obsessed with a silly little cannibal show but they don’t even understand that hannibal let will know him and see him

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

Hannibal’s face and the way he taps his finger at the ends screams, “damn, I thought for sure that would’ve gotten his clothes off.”