criminally charged with eating the drywall

Kris remembers a song Dess used to sing.

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[Posted at 8:00pm, on April 1st 2061]

As you may have seen on the news, the dungeon that formed at Lake Sammamish kept multiple members of the Hill family within for multiple hours.

Now we are aware of some rumors that the dungeon remained untouched for multiple days, but we should clarify that dungeons are not just spatial anomalies, but temporal as well.

Within the walls of a dungeon, severe time dilation can occur. What occurred last week during the Lake Sammamish dungeon was one of these such cases.

Time within the dungeon shifted between a sunny afternoon and a summer sunset every couple hours. However, outside of the dungeon, only six hours had passed.

Nobody within the dungeon was at risk of any physical harm, not from the time dilation nor from the dungeon itself.

The Lake Sammamish dungeon was a weaker dungeon, benign in its danger to civilians. The victims of the dungeon have a right to be stressed about the situation they were placed in, but we here at OBDRD want the public to be aware that no deaths occurred, and no civilians were harmed within.

A more thorough report regarding the dungeon that formed at Lake Sammamish is still being worked on. Information for the public regarding past dungeons that have formed in the Orange Bay region of Washington will be posted in the oncoming weeks.

[Posted at 8:00am, on April 1st, 2061]

As a civilian, the best way to be safe within a dungeon is to avoid interaction with/detection by any dungeon beings. Barring that, attempt to find a place to hide, and wait for first responders to arrive.

First responder Dungeon Busters are now required to wear mandatory pins, but many dungeons will alter the clothing of those who enter, or will require a change in clothing for comfort or safety. We will make ourselves known to anyone we believe is a civilian and do what we can to keep them safe.

Every dungeon is a unique experience, there is no one right way to handle them at large. When the first responders arrive, they will take the time to research the dungeon and find out how best to manage the dungeon.

REMINDER: As a civilian, the best way to be safe within a dungeon is to avoid interaction with/detection by any dungeon beings.

It may be necessary to help someone in need. While we cannot guarantee your safety in action without an OBDRD member present, we must trust civilians to use their best judgement in the case of an emergency.

[Posted at 8:00am on April 1st, 2061]

Dungeons are spatial temporal anomalies that warp the reality surrounding a center point. This center point is sometimes called a core, a source, or a heart. For the purposes of this blog, we will be referring to this center point as a heart.

A dungeon's heart can form from various things that are still being researched. Some sources that have been confirmed are:

An object with a lot of history

A person with strong convictions

The collective unconsciousness

As one might imagine, this can make dungeon prevention nearly impossible. We here at OBDRD hope that this blog will educate anyone with any concerns about dungeons.

Our inbox is open for any comments, questions, or concerns. We will try our best to respond to any and all inquiries.

Just wanted to draw a quick comic after drawing these outfits. I'm not sure if we'll start Chapter 6 on a light note, so let's pretend it does for these short moments of ambiguity.

Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

School For Dragon Babies (1884) + Seminary For More Advanced Dragon Babies (1892)