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If there's any doubt in your mind that Kanye West isn't the best rapper ever, you should know he once did an entire verse that was just a set up to a poop joke. 

Hello, uh, I'm Yeezy

She said, "Hi I'm Aria"

No, you an angel

You wave hi to Aaliyah

I got a show in Korea,

They built a new arena

Why don't you come and

Watch a nigga tear the whole scene up

I know I seen ya before,

but don't know where I seen ya

Oh I remember now

It's something that I dreamed up

Don C says she cool,

But don't let her fuck her cream up

Monica Lewinski on the dress

She'll take ya to the cleaner

Sure enough a week later

I'm an extra love

And everybody know she mine

So she extra plugged

Every bouncer, every club

Show her extra love

We just praying the new fame

Don't get the best of us

But all good things gotta

Come to an end

She let it go to her head,

No, not my Aria

The height of her shopping

was the writer's blocking me

I couldn't get my shit out

Anyway

I hope you die Aria

I was listening to a Spanish podcast and I came across a tradition in Catalonia called, no shit, the shitting log. (Caga tio)

You cannot make this shit up.

You take a dressed up log, as seen above, and every day starting on December 8th you give the log a little bit to "eat." On Christmas day you half place it in the fireplace and you order the log to defecate. Then the parents order the kids to leave the room and to pray that the log shits them a bunch of presents. This is when the parents disperse the presents. Naturally, the log can't dump large objects (the Three Wise men do that) so the log gives such gifts as candy, nuts, dried figs, or even more smelly crap-like gifts like salted herring, garlic, or onions. The log will even leave a bowl of water as if it urinated it. 

At this point, you're probably well in the "WTF" mode. It gets better though, stay with me. 

The kids, when they come back in, will sing a song that goes something like this:

Shit, log! Shit nougats, Hazelnuts and mato cheese! If you don't shit well, I'll hit you with a stick! Shit, log!

Or an alternate version that goes like this:

Shit, log! Log of Christmas Don't shit herrings Which are too salty Shit nougats Which are much better!