i want you by my side

remember when into the spiderverse came out and ppl on here couldn’t support it unless it had a ship so they resorted to making pig x spidernoir yaoi

everyone tagging this post with stuff like “why not ship __ and __ instead” are missing the point, im not just mocking this ship bc its weird (and it is) im mocking it and the people that like it because many of you on here are incapable of interacting with media without looking for something to ship and make your ships the central point of your media consumption, the problem is you push stories about characters of color and specifically black characters to the side to make room for dumb shipping talk and physically can’t operate without stapling the first two white guys (and in this case a white guy and a pig) you see in any series together bc media to you isn’t worth talking about unless you have a ship to milk

when andrew garfield’s peter parker was saving ppl in cars hanging from a bridge and that one little kid is too scared to climb up so he rips off his own mask and says “see? i’m just a guy” like. mcu really truly could never have such a simple and compassionate moment ever

self care is staying alive out of spite

you know every male x male relationship in the mcu so far has been completely platonic? why can’t loki be in a relationship? why can’t he enjoy himself a little owen wilson?