The Witch of hopelessness

Maybe I am the type like that who is a couch critic. I criticise a lot and I feel inherent disadvantage in sharing opinions with vultures too. Even trying to do a right thing is so extremely punishable. It seems as intellect and creative wits are the sole means of survival but even then the hypocrisy and cruelty are the sole roads to achieving escape from the mud larking that awaits otherwise.

That's why when I see the soul of such person I feel relatable to her.

Pragmatism is strength? Never wanted it. Never valued. I wanted to simply drop my paint on canvas without being stopped by anybody or being hurt. Never needed a value. I can write any picture with my self. But thats not that easy right? The brush costs. The bucket costs. And then immortality that I can go back to is so void and dying that it rebuked the soul.

Sara or Mia by her fake doll name thinks the same as I do. I dont know everything but I get that desire to help others. When you do it on a whim without thinking but at the same time your cunning intelligence hunts your heart . its reminder that this is fake. Betrayed. Betrayed again. It's tiring. You just did your best, why? All of this just for nothing? Not accepting loss and defeat. Thats because that was your sole mere meaning you held on to.

Sara and Emilico are very similar. Emilico also has low self worth, she doesnt think highly of herself, she knows she is good for nothing. Why envy? Even though Sara helps all the time normally why envy then?

When you dont love yourself no if you dont exist and you are nothing to yourself, you exist for someone else. When they leave you, you no longer can be useful to them. It hurts.

Sigh, the lesson to accept your own failure is hardest lesson of all. You can only grow by first realizing you're nobody first. Sara put fake character that denied her pain.

By wanting to give meaning to her suffering she took away the experience from failures and turned into a rigged lottery that must pay off. Its a shit investmenet. Emilico is not that much better, she is only better because she never asks payment .

If you are a bad investor and a fowl gambler, then she is mudlark who doesnt know what gambling even is. Both are complete idiots, but pragmatism actually doesn't pay much higher than your own pride, does it?

You really shouldn’t drop a phrase like “personal desk pet” so casually around here and expect it to go unnoticed… unless, of course, you know precisely what you’re doing.

To answer your question: Exactly zero dabloons actually, because we never charge a fee when a client offers themselves so willingly. C’mon now ^^

On a more serious note… alright, alright I'll give ya something for those tentacle starved little brains of yours... But, it's still zero dabloons IF you’re looking for a dom Azul from me. But, hear me out — there’s a very different (and hotter imo) way of becoming his personal desk pet even when he’s a massive sub. Sit tight & let me cook, okay? ✨

(I’m honestly tempted to write some sort of “love potion” Azul x dom!reader smut trope where the reader is a little unhinged for him and uses a potion/aphrodisiacs on him which results in him getting railed/pegged the hell out of with dumbification/dacryphilia elements. I just want that pretty thing to whimper and cry under me.)

Azul, Azul… Oh you pretty, greedy little thing. You have no idea just how hard he'd fall for this… This is what’s been on my mind lately, regarding our octoboy:

You’re “exhausted” after another long shift. You slip into Azul’s private office, close the door behind you with a soft click, and dramatically collapse onto the sofa across from his desk.

With a heavy, theatrical sigh, you drape yourself across the cushions and say in your sweetest voice:

“Azul… I really can’t take it anymore. Just let me stay in here. Make me your personal desk pet or something~ I’ll stay under your desk, nice and quiet… completely off-limits to everyone else, if it means I get to escape the crowd. Wouldn’t that be nice for both of us? ♡” 

You watch him through half-lidded eyes, biting back a smirk.

The scratching of his pen stops instantly.

You expect a scoff and a stern order to get back to work but the silence that follows is... beautiful.

Azul slowly looks up at you with widened eyes and a rapidly deepening blush. His gloved fingers are white-knuckled around his fountain pen.

“…Desk pet?” he repeats, voice cracking just slightly. “Strictly off-limits…? Under my desk… for me only?”

He won't admit it, but he's always had a little crush on you. He can't believe you just said that… While smiling so innocently too. ^^

He stands up too fast… nearly knocking his chair over, poor thing, and rounds the desk. The click of the office door locking is almost frantic. He stops in front of you, looking delightfully flustered as he tries (and fails) to compose himself.

“If… If I were to accept such a... generous offer,” he says, voice unsteady, “you’d really… stay right here? And under my desk… whenever I wanted?”

You tilt your head, giving him that sweet, coy little smile as you slowly drag the tip of your tongue across your teeth in a slow, filthy motion, eyes locked on his with shameless hunger. One hand lazily twirls a strand of hair around your finger…

Before he can recover, the heavy door suddenly rattles violently…

“Azuuuul~! I know you’re in there! Let me iiiin, I wanna play with Koebi-chan too!”

Floyd’s loud whining makes Azul jolt…

You reach up and tug him closer by his tie, pulling him down until his face is inches from yours. Your voice drops into a soft, teasing whisper against his lips:

“Looks like you’d better hide your new desk pet quickly… Unless you want Floyd to see how excited the great Housewarden gets when someone offers to stay on their knees for him~”

While Floyd continues banging on the door and complain, you pull him even closer in between your legs and press your face against the front of Azul’s pants, nuzzling shamelessly against the growing bulge there. You feel him twitch hard under the fabric…

“W-wait—!” he stammers, voice shaky and a little high, but his hips betray him, subtly pressing forward against you.

You tilt your head back, eyes dark with intent, one hand slides up his thigh while the other boldly palms him through the cloth, squeezing and stroking the rigid shape. Your fingers find his belt buckle and start working it open with practiced teasing, the quiet metallic clink barely audible over Floyd’s continued banging on the door.

“What’s wrong, Azul?” you purr sweetly, voice low enough that only he can hear. “Don’t you want your new pet to start earning their keep right now? I’ll be so good for you… I’ll keep my mouth full and useful while you work. Floyd will never even know I’m under there~”

Azul’s knees nearly buckle... His gloved hands hover over your head, trembling slightly with how badly he just wants to grab it and push you down further. He can’t believe someone would willingly offer themselves like this— would willingly rub their face against him like a eager little pet, mouth already watering to serve him…

The poor pretty boy looks like he’s about to short-circuit… 

Floyd’s sing-song voice carries through the door again…

“Azuuuul, come oooon! I KNOW you’re in there!”

Azul’s breath catches hard when you drag your parted lips over the swollen, straining head of his length, kissing it openly through the thin barrier of his pants.

“…I— I suppose we should… discuss the terms of your new position in more detail,” he manages weakly, voice wrecked with barely contained excitement…

He’s already wondering what else his bold new “desk pet” has up their sleeve.

And the cutie pie can’t wait to find out. >:)

Ahh subby, greedy, slightly unhinged and pathetic but still trying to act like he’s in control Azul is just chef’s kiss. 💋 He’s so much fun to write like this~♡ 

If you go for Octavinelle, might as well go for Azul too to complete the whole set no? I believe since he's the boss, BOI he has more stress than believable and you wouldn't deny your dear old octopus right, Shrimpy? He's been so good for you! (I write this part with the Godfather Italian accent thing in mind lol)

Anyway this is just a suggestion! I like your writing

​Thank you so much for the suggestion, darling, I really appreciate it ♡ And I apologize for taking so long to reply — I had a lot of asks lined up.

I didn't initially plan to include Azul in this specific series the same way as the Tweels. For this project, it's purely the tweels being the "nasties" in many specific ways...

​And the thing about Azul is that—I personally just see him so extremely submissive and breedable (with a massive praise kink plastered all over him) when it comes down to it. He might be immoral and a powerful leader, but (don't get me wrong btw—I love the dude!), I just can't see him being dominant like the tweels in that context.

To be completely honest, ​when I write the tweels, I channel a lot of my own "energy" through them, (infusing the narrative with my own personal, self-indulgent, sadistic fantasies). So Azul feels more like the perfect, easy victim who would break under the right pressure~

​But I love to please my readers, especially someone like yourself who asked so nicely and bravely without hiding behind the anon veil! ^^

​So while he won't be joining the twins' current lineup, rest assured I will eventually concoct a separate standalone smut piece for our "resident octopus", and there will most likely be some tentacle action, just a heads up 🤧. We don't exactly serve "vanilla" options here at the Lounge, after all 🍷

jason and jeff the land shark from a twt prompt!!<3

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Kandinhale is a story-driven short RPG game in which you'll have to escape from the clutches of Kandinhale, the company that owns almost the entire consumable market in this idyllic candy world.

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I have two OCs who are the same person but from different universes: Beatrice, my version of Y/N in The Freak Circus, and Pierrette, the female counterpart to Pierrot in Commedia dell’Arte, which inspired the clown characters in the game.

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