The Witch of hopelessness

Idia Shroud and Freaked out Gooner Gf (18+ obv)

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content » nsfw & 18+ content ahead, generally just what i think he'd be into n' stuff, idia is kind of a freaky loser LOL...

reprise » just headcannons!

word count » bullet points ~_~

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i fully believe he's into dacryphilia. he's all for seeing you tear up at how good he's serving you, not to mention the praise he gives you when you end up taking what he's giving to you.

idia also really likes it when you moan his name! your voice is already one of the dreamiest things about you, so hearing you tell him how good he's doing by just his name... it's honestly enough for him.

constantly asks for voicemails like a loser... yes i fear he masturbates to them, and i mean he really does. even if you're just talking about your day—he can't help but feel himself get hard mentioning how you wished he was there with you <3

i feel like he has a pretty high libido so honestly fucking like rabbits is not out of the question. especially when he lets you sit on his lap while he's trying to finish his dailies or the newest event in a game.

would definitely be into mutual masturbation, getting to see you pleasing yourself, just the mere thought honestly gets him off knowing you're seeing him be just as vulnerable in front of you.

has a bit of a thing for exhibitionism i can't lie... has pinned you to the wall somewhere with his knee between your legs that launched into a messy makeout session in some janitor's closet where you're humping his leg.

likes indirect control too, there's just something about acting like you're dominating him when in reality he's quite literally has power over when you come!

wants to recreate scenes in hentai/light novels he finds super hot. probably like 'sick man and lady k' or 'the virgin witch'. he wouldn't be opposed to in-cosplay sex ykykyk

there's also just something about cuddle fucking you when you're both about to sleep. sleepy sex in general is something he thinks is cute and romantic between the two of you. even if it's just getting to keep your cock snug inside you until the morning so morning sex becomes an option !!!

oouuhh, there's also just something about rubbing between your legs while watching movies; whether that be at the movies or just on the couch, he likes touching u ^-^

is such a pervert, it's so hot—especially when he's massaging your back while applying sunscreen so you won't get sunburnt but his hands sneaking down to grope your ass is not very subtle !!!

idia is #freakedout for his s/o

Anyways

How I imagine Malleus playing Tomodachi Life living the dream would go

Malleus: Child of man?

Yuu: Yeah?

Malleus: I have been playing that game you and Lilia introduced to me.

Yuu: Are you liking it so far?

Malleus: Yes, quite so, however...

Yuu: What did your Miis do?

Malleus: I have tried to romance our Miis together as mine likes yours, but Child of Mii keeps falling in love with everyone, including my mother.

Yuu: Oh?-

Malleus: I have had both Shroud brothers to assist in helping our Miis become sweethearts, but even with them inside this coding, your mii still chases the hearts of others.

Yuu: Who does my Mii self like currently?

Malleus: You like no one at the moment. Young Spade's mii rejected you because he liked Young Trappola's mii.

Yuu, incredibly invested in the mii dynamics: Oh?? What else goes on?

Malleus, info dump: Well, after I included all of our classmates and teachers, I included my mother, father, grandmother, Silver's parents, Viper's sister upon her request, Schoenheit's rival, and Henric, though Henric lives alone in the far corner. My family all live together, and Lilia visits them often.

Malleus: I added the Ramshackle ghosts and some gargoyles as well, they all live in a house together. I managed to sort everyone into their dorms. The faculty live together, and very realistically. Professor Trein has a pet treasure cat I made to look like Lucien, and Professor Crewel has many dog treasures. You live with Grim, of course.

Malleus: Both Rosehearts and Diamond's Miis like Clover. Young Trappola like you, Spade likes Trappola, Howl likes Spade, and Felmier likes Howl. Sebek has not liked anyone once, though Young Shroud's mii has tried to befriend him.

Malleus: The Octavinelle dorm managed a love shape of some sort. The Leech brothers like Ashengrotto, Ashengrotto likes Viper, and Viper fell in love with a gargoyle. Viper's sister fell in love with both Leech brothers before her current love interest, Silver's father. Asim had fallen in love with Neige, but they divorced.

Malleus: Schoenheit and Hunt have been married very steadily, and the Shroud Miis are living on a faux Isle of Woe. Shroud has a very small island for himself, but appears to be crushing on Bucchi's mii. Kingscholar sleeps most of the time, and has a scuffle with my own mii, but he doesn't seem to care to socialize.

Malleus: I plan to make the Shroud parents next. The Headmage's Mii and my father's mii bonded very fast.

Yuu: That's a lot to take in... I love it so much. But how come you're so dead set on our Miis getting together?

Malleus: I had set Grim as a child of a single parent. I'm sure he wouldn't mind another one.

Yuu: Suuuure. Well, make sure you keep me updated on your Miis.

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Second: is it okay to ask about McKenna? He’s a favorite of mine from the original story and I’m really interested to see what his whole deal is in the rewrite (I know he was in your original rewrite from Ao3 but I’m still curious if that’s ok!)

Thank you! I'm glad that you like it so far.

McKenna right now will more or less be the same as he was in the original. He started off mostly just as Heinrey's overworked secretary who eventually got his own romance plotline with Dolshi, in the rewritten empress, he also plays the role as the mediator between Heinrey and Erlene, and I plan on including a plotline between him and Royce in the future.

McKenna mostly spends his time just interacting with other characters so I want to expand on him a little more, he's still a side character but considering he has to deal with a bunch of morons running the kingdom, morons who all almost always refuse to listen to reason, I want to highlight him as an example of the nobility itself losing faith in Heinrey once he becomes King.