max🫀

when the non-rpf explanation is weirder than the rpf explanation

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

the best part about reading RPF is reading something that sounds so “fanfiction-y” only to realize that it actually happened IRL and the author was simply incorporating historical precedence in their writing

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

i was rubbing shoulders with some of the greatest rpf minds of my generation <- what i'll be telling the carers at the nursing home in 50 years when they ask what tumblr was like