Just be glad it’s Damon and not Stefan you’ve gotten half your genetics from. It’s easier to not have to lie about it all the time. Yep, that’s her. She talks about him a lot. Well, him and a few other people. But it’s usually him. Ah…well. I probably shouldn’t be surprised, I mean, Beca and Caroline like to talk about Enzo. I’ve heard a lot of stories. The…Lily thing? What is that? It happens to him more than it should. His relationship with Vicki is a very strange thing to witness. But Josh in general is weird. …Right. Well as long as you’re okay.
True. Oh, I think I remember her. She’s supposedly a pretty blonde that tolerates Chris’ stripper phases. Beca...I love Beca. She’s so nice and evil. That’s why I love her. Enzo loves Caroline. He really loves her. He says it’s like Stefan all over again. Oh right, the Lily thing. I love Lily but I don’t think she loves me...or maybe she does but she won’t let herself..or she doesn’t want too. I can’t remember. Ouch. Strange? I’m totally fine Gus Gus. Did you know you have the same name as that mouse in the Disney Cinderella?










