mawrodi

flambae can be as abrasive, childish, and seductive as he can get, and people would still stay he would've been a better romance option than visi. people are still so used to romanticising aggressive men that they'd rather toxic yaoi slop over a woman who allows herself to be angry.

you can NEVER convince me that people wouldn't be screaming if flambae told robert about his wet dream. you can't convince me that people wouldn't be giggling, twirling their hair, kicking their feet if flambae kissed robert the same way visi did. and i can be certain that people would see flambae as heroic, brave, taking initiative if he were the one to try and get the pulse back.

you will say visi is pushing 30 but ignore how flambae is pushing 40. you will say visi's sex jokes are immature but flambae publicly humiliating robert, saying he has a broken dick is funny. you will say that none of visi's attacks were justified but flambae attempting murder is???

which I have to say that it ISN'T because robert was doing his job as mecha man. awww did fwambae find out that wobert was the man that twied to stop him fwom burning down a buiwding and hurting innocent civilians? so it's okay that he attempted to murder him uwu? 🥺🥺 boo fucking hoo that flambae lost his fingers i dont give a fuck.

and there have been so many people who say visi needs to be coddled but I've seen MORE people babying waterboy, flambae, phenomaman and robert.

and yes, i can already smell the potential "but at least flambae—" "well, flambae is actually—" blah blah fucking blah comments like thanks for proving my point

But if you take the entire game and all the interactions into account, it's certainly fucked up, especially if you don't feel any romantic interest in her.

I'm a guy, and there was a moment in my life when a girl I didn't like tried to kiss me/kissed me and behaved inappropriately, so I’m not defending a SA from a woman.

flambae can be as abrasive, childish, and seductive as he can get, and people would still stay he would've been a better romance option than visi. people are still so used to romanticising aggressive men that they'd rather toxic yaoi slop over a woman who allows herself to be angry.

you can NEVER convince me that people wouldn't be screaming if flambae told robert about his wet dream. you can't convince me that people wouldn't be giggling, twirling their hair, kicking their feet if flambae kissed robert the same way visi did. and i can be certain that people would see flambae as heroic, brave, taking initiative if he were the one to try and get the pulse back.

you will say visi is pushing 30 but ignore how flambae is pushing 40. you will say visi's sex jokes are immature but flambae publicly humiliating robert, saying he has a broken dick is funny. you will say that none of visi's attacks were justified but flambae attempting murder is???

which I have to say that it ISN'T because robert was doing his job as mecha man. awww did fwambae find out that wobert was the man that twied to stop him fwom burning down a buiwding and hurting innocent civilians? so it's okay that he attempted to murder him uwu? 🥺🥺 boo fucking hoo that flambae lost his fingers i dont give a fuck.

and there have been so many people who say visi needs to be coddled but I've seen MORE people babying waterboy, flambae, phenomaman and robert.

and yes, i can already smell the potential "but at least flambae—" "well, flambae is actually—" blah blah fucking blah comments like thanks for proving my point

I'd like to think that Phenomaman doesn't know how to clear his search history and was banned from using any office computers after his “searches” were discovered.

(Dude can’t handle this breakup for sure)

And it’s probably been really obvious, cause the first thing this man googled was “alien penises” or smt

“alien porn”

“do women like alien penises?”

“where to find therapist”

“where to find therapist in LA”

“money”

But I like to think she's just anxiously cleaning everything up because she's paranoid that someone will see her venting on Reddit or smt.