Maude

Good Omens resonated with so many because it gave us the biggest romantic fantasy of all times: someone loving us despite witnessing 6000 years of our bullshit. 

Or even, loving you FOR your bullshit, because it’s complementary to theirs.

absolute decadence

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

Lost in the sauce

OH GOD HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

he looks like Lorde

Does that make him a Time Lorde?

YOU DID NOT

But he’s married to Elizabeth I.  That make him Royal (royal)

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

due to personal reasons i will isolate myself and induce a deep empty void inside myself.

Some of you have never experienced intense self hatred that leaded you to push people away and constantly questioning their love for you and it shows.

Date a girl who is an Old God of the forest, whose antlers are coated in moss, whose hooves blend in with the forest floor, who calls the trees to her side as she sings

I think we can all agree that the best part of a video game is the footstep sounds. If a game has v pleasing running and walking sounds I will play. Bonus points if the sound changes depending on what they’re walking on,..,,yeah that’s the good shit

*THROWS MONEY AT COMPUTER SCREEN*

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

yes

And does that mean that corrective lenses should also be free, because people with good vision don’t need to pay to see clearly, and that devices to aid in mobility for people with limited mobility (from crutches to (practical) canes to wheelchairs to prosthetics) should also be free, because people who don’t have limited mobility don’t need to pay for them?

yes? why does everyone in the notes keep trying to come up with gotchas lmao everything to do with healthcare should be free

Then by that logic, healthy food and clean water should be free because without food and water we will die. Also, without water, hygiene will be minimal therefore increasing the chances of disease.

Yes. People should have access to a healthy happy life and the whole point of a society is to support eachother and work together. how brainwashed by capitalism are you to think food and water shouldn’t be free in an ideal world.

this post is such a wild ride every time. ‘so by this logic, people should have free access to the things they need to live and survive?????????’ like yes bitch, all of it !!!