sinker

Pringles????

HARD LITTLE MOOSE???

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

the maple what now

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

This actually sounds hilarious

Omg pls ask

This might be the best ask meme yet.

this gives off major deceit vibes let’s do this lads

i love u carly rae jepsen but the lyric "who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them" is an absolutely wild thing to say. are u gonna confiscate someone's eyeballs

ur balls, hand em over 🔫

i couldve phrased this better

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

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