in my head.

𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝟙𝟛: 𝕎𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤

“This one’s for Mickey.” 

Matt grins mischievously in Michaela’s direction and serenades her sarcastically as a response to all of the rumors about them from the party. 

Michaela: I'm sorry, what?!

Michaela: People said that about you and me? Who said that?

Michaela: I mean, I did drink a little bit and yes, I have a horrible alcohol tolerance so the night is a little bit of a blur but I mostly just remember dancing really close to people? And MAYBE kissing somebody that I was dancing with but I thought that might've just been part of my drunken dream that night! Did I actually make out with someone I was dancing all grimy with?! That happened?! In front of people? Holy shit?

Michaela: Was that US? Did WE grind? Did we make out?! How drunk DID you get???

Michaela: No way, if WE did, we'd remember. Maybe I'll ask other people if they saw what happened. I know I danced with a few other people, maybe I'll start there. And you, ask people you hung out with if they saw something too! And maybe the memory will come back to us in a little bit.

Matt: okay FIRST OF ALLLL, Lighty McLightweight...remind me to monitor you at the next party so you don't end up doing this AGAIN.

I mean, you’ve got the looks, I’ll give ya that. But the personality? Do something fun, scandalous. Don’t give a shit about what people think. 

Well, apparently, I had a pretty steamy makeout sesh at Blaine’s party, or at least that’s all everyone is talking to me about, so looks like I got that done without even trying. 

Michaela: 😂 Its just true! Dance is fun, Coach Sylvester is insane, Matt is way too hot -- the facts of life. I could tell you more often if you'd like because it's always true.

Michaela: There were plenty of girls on the not side too though, one of which I happen to think is the prettiest girl in Glee Club, so it's not that the standards for the Glist are different when gendered, it's that there were no standards! It literally makes no sense!

Michaela: Regrettably, I think I did 🤦‍♀️ but I also said good ideas, like a party! Or a shirtless dance Tiktok!

Michaela: Don't do it. If you pick the wrong person to fake-break-up with, then you'll always seem like the bad guy and who thinks bad guys are hot?

Matt: not to ignore everything that was just said (which, yes, please keep reminding me how hot I am. I need it.) but...

Michaela: You know as well as I do that you're easily the hottest guy at this school, I don't think anybody actually thinks you're a not. Its just more proof if you ask me that the whole list was randomized just to start drama because you're 💯🔥👌

Michaela: And besides, scandal isn't really what makes somebody hot or not. Look at me -- I was weirdly on the hot side and I've never had drama.

Michaela: Maybe you could try to get attention in a more positive way, like throwing a party! Those boost anybody's street cred. Or you could do a thirst trap Tiktok or Insta post. Doesn't that sound way more fun than faking a relationship or pretending you have a secret twin or staging a giant public breakup with someone you weren't dating?

Matt: 🥺🥺🥺 Mickey.....that was the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Matt: And that may be true, but you're a girl so 'hot' standards are different for you! You're the most talented dancer we've got, so that's probably what got you there.

Sugar: 500 dollars to whoever knows who made the glist. MUST be the actual person that wrote it, otherwise you'd be selling out an innocent person like a jerk!

Jake: It's 2020, isn't everyone all about 'family is who you choose' or whatever yet? I didn't grow up with him, I don't know him, I don't really see much reason to fuck with him. Especially if he's causing shit. What do you think he did?

𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝟘𝟘𝟞: 𝕋𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕄𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖

“The Fault in Our Stars is my guiltiest pleasure. I watch it whenever I need a good cleansing cry, and I admit...I have a huge crush on Charli XCX. I’m not ashamed of that. And since the point of this week is to get kind of vulnerable, I won’t hide behind my dance moves this week -- thus this kind of stripped-down setup. Hope you enjoy it.” 

Sam: I sorta haven't noticed anything

Sam: But y'know, sometimes I'm too distracted cause I'm thinking about what I'm gonna build with my bro when I get home.

Jake: Don't know about you, dude, but it's been like that for me since the second my 'brother' and I fucked up and ended up in the same club. Why, what are you sniffing?

Rory: I think I might be a bit too fresh to tell. I mean, I get what yer saying about the tension but I just reckoned it was always like that, ya know?

Kitty: It's definitely just you. The only thing I've felt in there lately is BORED. But if you find out what all the tension's about, let me know? It better be something good.

𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝟛: ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕒