puckerman.

Also bottled mineral water? Haven't you ever heard of free water from the faucet?

send a symbol and/or the description of one if you can't see it for the receiver to make a moodboard/aesthetic for:

little shop of horrors: how do you feel about where you live?

rent: give the first line of your all-time favourite showtune.

spring awakening: do you prefer rock musicals or orchestral musicals?

wicked: what’s your go-to audition song?

hello, dolly!: you have the chance to marry for either money or status, but not both. which do you choose, and why? 

team starkid: if you could write your own musical, what genre would it be?

tuck everlasting: if you had the chance to become immortal, would you? why or why not?

hamilton: state an unpopular theatre opinion you have.

guys and dolls: what’s your dream role?

kinky boots: are you more of a people-pleaser or a willing outsider?

dear evan hansen: are there any situations in which you consider lying acceptable, or even right?

gypsy: why do you want your dream career?

once on this island: safety or love?

newsies: what’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done?

miss saigon: list your top three favourite musicals.

bonnie and clyde: do you enjoy musicals based on true events? why or why not?

heathers: name a movie you’d love to see turned into a musical.

phantom of the opera: name a book you’d love to see turned into a musical.

be more chill: do you prefer singleplayer or multiplayer games?

jersey boys: what is your opinion on jukebox musicals?

bandstand: name a theatre trope you’d love to see more often.

42nd street: what’s the first musical you ever saw?

book of mormon: how quick are you to judge?

turn off the dark: favourite obscure musical?

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”