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burnout from not doing anything

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

i personally don’t need to be watching kids movies in the same way i don’t need to be eating baby food. yes, baby food has nutrients and ingredients. it’s made with great care to be as nutritionally dense and palatable as possible for babies. if i were to eat nothing but baby food, it would technically give me everything i really need, because it IS food. but im an adult and i want to CHEW on something

My most socially disabling Too Woke thing is noticing how men won't get the fuck out of your way. Like it doesn't even occur to them that they can move out of your fucking way. I need to start letting them just walk directly into me and pushing their chairs so I can quite literally sit at the table etc. This isn't a metaphor I had that second one happen the other day

I will be at the function where everyone's sitting in a circle and there will be a man sitting directly in front of me for no fucking reason so I'm literally physically kind of pushed off to the side. And I'm expected to not start killing them about it