lana del rey shld make an anti anorexia song but in the most problematic way possible yk tge chorus shld say fatten me up daddy or smth

Hey guys! I’m new to the wine scene, what’s a good wine for beginners?

Get the fuck out of here dude. What a loser

Hey, watch your tone with my customers. I don’t mean to be rude and I do really value what we have but talking like this to a new person who’s just trying to learn is not ok. It’s disrespectful, and uncalled for. I really hope this will not continue to be an issue.

I’m sorry @winehobby

Maybe wine isn’t for me…

Look what you’ve done. I’m really disappointed in you @wineconnoisseur , everyone starts somewhere and we should uplift others instead of putting them down. I think it’s time for you to put down the phone and reexamine some of your priorities.

Why do you look like me

roy sibling group chat but without shiv named “💪ROY BOYS💪” and kendall made it and no one uses it

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

“after covid” “post-covid” What if i just shot you

the thing with homophobic/misogynistic/etc TV lines that people reinterpret to use as gay evidence is that sometimes I actually also enjoy them and find it fun! ...As a deliberate, conscious, literalist misinterpretation of those lines. The thing that's annoying is when fandom treats the reinterpretation as canon and act like the original/intended meaning either doesn't exist at all or that people who acknowledge it are somehow less 'woke' or otherwise suspect for reading the text with all the intended implications.

it’s hard to like a character that’s sexually repressed bc if you go into the ao3 tag they are always writing them wrong sexually