havin' lady troubles?

Concept : Your hand on my leg under the dinner table.

how do gay men recognize each other on the spot like how do they KNOW.. my brother will tell me abt him having gay staredowns on the bus and im just here like is that girl lez or an architecture student

what we do in the shadows is the only modern day vampire fiction that is 100% realistic and believable even if only for the scene where Nick yells ‘TWILIGHT’ and Deacon is like ‘shut UP nick you’re not Twilight’ 

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

Being raised without stability really fucks with your head, you’re forever trying to figure out a person’s “pattern“ to see how you have to approach them, whether they’re in a good mood and it’s safe, or if they’re in a bad mood and you have to be careful or maybe avoid them altogether, just because those who raised you could never keep a consistent emotional reaction

I wanna cum on/for/with/in you

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED