a bit of this and that

Don't call us out like that. Jeeeeeeezz.

This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

hi! what the fuck.

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

😳

six years of fried egg tshirt…

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

i WASN'T READY FOR THE MUSIC OMFG XJFKXKBE

cats are onto something with bonking their heads against people btw

im glad we all agree

wild that this has taken off outside of wizard tumblr because the original context for this was that i trapped 30 thousand people in a maze

This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read

Came back wrong but it's. The format this consciousness was first backed up is no longer compatible so some untranslatable characters will now read like extended ascii symbols

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

i'm gonna be so unbearable in october

shopping in an unfamiliar grocery store instead of your usual is literally a survival horror

what's the point of getting work experience if we're all equal in the eyes of god

If you stop looking at your phone in every free moment it will feel a lot more anxiety-inducing at first but after a day or two you will settle into a slower way of thinking and eventually you will spend the whole morning looking at the sun rise through the window while you sip coffee or hold your sleeping partner and your thoughts wont feel like they’re on a treadmill