I need help reacting to something.

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Soup is like touching god but then god backhands you into the wall so hard you cant move . Someone roll me to my chambers. I must recover

This is why I stopped eating soups, too many sweats

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

It only took a couple short decades for society to transition from "wikipedia isn't a reliable source" to "just ask chatgpt to take information from wikipedia, and then present it incorrectly."

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

um mostly for the bit though, if anyone was getting sexual gratification out of it that was incidental

not really sure about the "communities" thing either, I'm not in a club or anything. sort of a solo passion project if anything

I wouldn't say "previously" is necessarily apt either. sorry I'm poking a lot of holes in your ask I just like to be accurate.

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.