glup shitto

was looking up some sort of creatures last night while half asleep/in a daze and i legitimately thought i imagined them

Replying "you couldn't torture this out of me lol" on someone's post about what they got for lunch today

you literally need to humble yourself before the cheese grater because what she really craves is human flesh and she can smell your blood underneath your skin. fyi

its so crazy that headphones work. play the same sound in both ears and it sounds like its literally happening inside you

worlds stupidest smartest most stupid girl

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

Truth be told I enjoy airplane turbulence it's thrilling and my favorite time to contemplate the inevitability of death. But I'm a pervert so

everybody say thank you lain

recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur