Limitless Corrosion

Ugh Anyway, here’s an original post

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

I think the twitter format of "what opinion has you like THIS?" has potential that's stifled by everyone using the same image all the time of a guy surrounded by various swords and blades. when we break free of disney's gravity we'll have an entirely new vector of discussion open to us

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

These are the kind of items that will drive archeologists nuts thousand years from now.

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

We call this phenomenon the "yumcha captain". Someone is designated yumcha captain - when the little cart comes around they are empowered to make split second decisions based on the content of the cart and dietary preferences. No negotiation, time with the cart is precious.

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

realistic coworker conversation

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now