literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

if I was in elden ring id be in the carian manor wiping my hands on radagons dog after eating hot wings

​some sort of contemptible scoundrel must have been eating hot wings before the game even started cause this dog is orange as fuck

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

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reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

What an icon

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

Woman murders man in broad daylight