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@masterofspite
hello! my name is Benji. they/it/xe. β₯18.
my header is from pinterest, i couldn't find a username to credit so if you know please send me an ask or dm.
my pfp is from the picrew linked at the bottom, edited onto the disability pride flag.
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as much as i dislike my boss at times she does get my pronouns right far more than the average grandma aged woman
MY FUCKING CAR
Why doesn't tumblr user "i-fuck-audis" have an Audi?
OP is a tumblr user, if they could afford an audi they wouldn't be here
so mean to me actually
I guess toy ones count, but I meant a full size one
yeah thats the problem with genies. they never give you what you really ask for :/
Just found out Ao3 is having a whole ass civil war. Good thing I write with Ellipsus
Papa.
Me want.
More movie.
movie? you should watch inspired guns. or king lear. or barbie princess and the pauper.
PAPA. ME WANT. MORE MOVIE
*gives more movie* have some skrunklys, free of charge
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Papa.
Me want.
More movie.
movie? you should watch inspired guns. or king lear. or barbie princess and the pauper.
PAPA. ME WANT. MORE MOVIE
i havenβt seen either of these movies. sorry iβm an old man lol
*gasp*
Why is everyone solving Deltarune. Can I solve Deltarune too
Why is everyone
solving Deltarune. Can I
solve Deltarune too
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
What are your pronouns?
I haven't unlocked that skill yet
I left for 30 minutes to get ice cream and I come back to this
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]
No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".
I hope your nostalgia is worth it
Happy 127th anniversary to the Newsies Strike!
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a failed update from billion-dollar cybersecurity firm crowdstrike has crashed windows machines worldwide today (july 19th 2024), leaving everything from airport terminals to checkout machines to delivery apps to banks stuck with a blue screen of death. here's a screenshot from downdetector (au) to illustrate:
the issue appears to be with crowdstrike falcon, a form of antivirus software widely used in the corporate world -- with emphasis on the world. there have been reports from the us, uk, australia, germany, india, france, japan and more. places affected include (but are not limited to) supermarkets, banks, basically every airline, public transport networks, major broadcasters, emergency services, corporate offices, healthcare providers and stock exchanges.
(woolies pic via archiestaines9 on twitter; s3pirion; akothari. yes that is masahiro sakurai of smash bros fame)
emergency service lines are currently experiencing problems within the american states of alaska, arizona, indiana, minnesota, new hampshire and ohio. similar problems likely plague other areas of the world, they just haven't been reported on yet. australian emergency services are operating, and critical infrastructure remains stable. be sure to check in with the local news stations still online for more updates.
welcome to y2k............................. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy blue screen day to all who celebrate
i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
i mean.......you know my vote ;)
yet another reason to vote senshi: his english voice actor is a valued tumblr citizen!!!!!!!!
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Does he know about this? Should I be scared?
that IS his voice actor
Tiny Streamer Simon/Teacher Grace AU drabble based off of something that just happened to me (and yapping with @violetshovel, everyone say thank you for them adding the teacher voice idea, I cackled π€£)
It's a rainy day so Simon is doing a nice cozy stream, jammy pants and everything. He goes off on a tangent about a figure he'd been looking for and found in a second hand shop recently but it's on a lower shelf just in frame so he crouches down to grab it. He didn't even crouch that quickly, but suddenly he feels the pants rip directly up his ass and the chat goes nuts.
"RIPPED LIKE WET PAPER"
"Can Papa Star fight???"
"Oh noooooo my steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery"
Simon is on the floor cackling because oh my god it really was like wet paper and he's (poorly) attempting to cover the rip with his hands because he's wearing some truly unfortunate galaxy print boxers.
Grace pulls out the teacher voice and says, "Hands and eyes off, that ass is mine and mine only"
Chat immediately is like "Sorry Papa Star" because he may be a sweetheart but that teacher voice is lethal.
The mods ask for a raise because of the sheer number of horny comments they had to delete
.....but in all seriousness RIP my jammy pants, I swear I thought they were sturdier than that
Lmfao π rip the mods. Youβre stronger than all of us π©π«‘
Also rip your pajama pants ππ«‘
But yes! I love the idea of Grace using his teacher voice on chat and chat behaves for the rest of stream because whenever your teacher would do that, my high school class would behave themselves π
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I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
