Carry On Son Shine

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Mutuals if you are leaving Tumblr (ever for any reason) please let me know where else I might find you so we can remain in contact.

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

She is my favorite and I have the biggest crush y’all. 😍

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

Can’t believe people are still mad That Freddie Mercury, a bisexual man, fell in love with a woman, and like somehow that ruins the fact that he’s bisexual. Y’all have really got to get over bisexual people being in a relationship with a different gender

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

Okay but this ALWAYS upsets me

Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram

HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP

Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great

I love this HOWEVER steve does it to sam like twice before sam is like, “you’re just being an asshole aren’t you. captain america is a fucking troll. do you know how much of middle america you’re disappointing right now, steve.” steve gives him a giant shit-eating grin before asking if he’s gonna tell the others and sam just says, “are you kidding this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen; the other day tony almost threw his phone out a window.”

HEADCANON ABSOLUTELY ACCEPTED STOP

Reblogging for the addition.