;^)

its kindof crazy that theyre going to play songs. with their band

Despite it all I remain fuckable

Let me call you a good boy while I jerk you off pls and ty

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

adults need to receive stickers. adults should give each other stickers. i gave my dad a sticker months ago for fixing some ongoing plumbing issue & hes still wearing it

we must sexualise the receding hairline

Already on it tbh 🙃🙃🥵🥵✨

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

10 years later and homo sex is still in

in my slut era. (i can't even start a conversation)