💘concierge of crime💘🕵️‍♂️

I fucking love him

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

feeling guilty over not working on your fic is so silly if you think about like why are you stressing over the hobby you do in your free time for fun lol wip not whip

*favorite character comes on screen* *traces a heart around them with my cursor*

finding that one fandom friend that GETS you and your blorbos the way no one else does is a privilege and it will literally change your life

@allmyandroids @anguawolf

sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

Literally the way this man’s fucking HANDS. affects my body is actually sending me

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.