giant glass breaking rookie

who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife

Xanax the White

I saw a quiz on the internet once where there was a list of names and you had to guess whether it was a Tolkien elf or a prescription medicine.

http://quizzes.howstuffworks.com/quiz/drug-or-tolkien-elf-quiz

Ok but this post honestly just reminded me to take my pill.

alternately “early life” when you’re trying to figure out whether someone is white or not

you: bobby pins me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

All I want is for a cute girl to come into my life so I can bring her on ice skating dates, go for walks around the city to look at the Christmas lights while the snow falls lightly and then end the night all cuddled up on the couch with hot chocolate.

whenever someone reblogs one of my blues posts and writes in the tags something along the lines of “i don’t like the blues” i’m always like ???? then kindly leave the premises why you gotta be hating on one of my teams on my property

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

Hoooooo my god