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I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

Ya'll clearly have never eaten a fruit so ripe that you look like your about to be accused of vampirism

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

bitches be like "oh how do you not know Ethel Cain" all I listen to is like. Nas, Femtanyl, and Mastodon. just cause I'm a faggot doesnt mean I listen to whatever

Me every time there’s a “if you didn’t X, did you even grow up in Scotland?” post and apparently I did not grow up in Scotland, which is news to me!

this is so real like im a certified queerfag and i cannot STAND Chappel Roan, or i dont know who some apparent gay icon is or something and im like "i listen to loud ass electronic music."

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

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WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

Wowzers. I still don't know how to draw a horse tho :)

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

Bro just torture your homunculus it fixes EVERYTHING.