IndecisiveImagination

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

put little hair clips in your f/o’s hair. for funzies :3

Think about your f/o seeing your chubby body in a bikini, your soft skin spilling out of the fabric, and immediately getting so bricked up that he has to excuse himself and find somewhere private to relive himself.

This is a good thing to keep in mind! It is often and unfortunate that a really good fic doesn’t get love because its formatting makes it too difficult to read!

and the reverse happens when pasting from some places (google doc, ms word) into rich-text where it doubles the spaces between lines. If you look at the html it generates </p><p> </p><p> tags - an extra paragraph containing a single space, which you can search and replace down to a single </p><p> (end paragraph, start new one).

adding on that if you use ellipsus (online alternative to Google docs) there is a native "export to ao3" function which automatically copies an html version of your fic including the spacing and formatting and opens a new tab for a new work in ao3. Just paste into the text box and you'll be set!

@mysteryteacup re: Scrivener: Edit > Copy Special > Copy as HTML (Basic, using <p> and <span>). you're welcome :D

when his shoulders are broad enough that when he hooks your legs over them you instantly feel the stretch in your thighs

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.