Goop

(pokemon fan seeing a boner) so it just gets kinda bigger and stands up? they’re completely out of ideas…

That's a funny-lookin' coelacanth there.

you're only reblogging that post because you think it's "good." your entire fucking blog is just qualityslop isn't it

drowned in a puddle today. thanks for nothing to my useless mutuals who did nothing to help

(devil on the shoulder of a social group) guys, all we have to do is make our styles of social interaction mutually uncanny & alienating so that, with our group having now lost any original point of reference for what isn’t uncanny, we enfold ourselves in a little world where we no longer even think to wonder about the simple courtesies & comforts that are missing, until they cease even to be felt as absent, thus we are no longer even capable of confronting what in us is uncanny or avoidant &, most importantly, no longer capable of feeling obliged towards the healthy discomfort that would accompany that confrontation, & we can finally relax for the rest of our lives into the sleepy narcosis of our respective character defenses

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Don't turn away now! Little Totoro now rolling onto the market for the unbeatable price of only $31.41! ignore the ghoul above me the market stalls for no one

You're lying. This was taken from a different post about a student passing this note in class. Your pathetic fucking niece couldn't conceive this if she had a hundred years and the visual description being beamed into her ears by radio waves.

Good point