speak of the devil and he will drive up in an uber

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

I don't think so

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

Wow i like it. Everybody say hi to them pleas.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere