speak of the devil and he will drive up in an uber

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

can you put that thing on a leash?

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet