MaskedBeing

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

girl why is discord square now

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

telling starving tgirls who complain about no hrt gains to "eat like a teenager" is slightly incorrect; in a sense, she already is eating exactly like a teenage girl. tell her to eat like a healthy teenager

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

I wanna have slow sex with someone. Were not trying to make each other cum as fast as possible or anything, were just enjoying our bodies. I lick her pussy while she gives me the prettiest little moans. She kisses me on the lips and lowers her body down on my cock, not because she wants my cum, but because she wants us to feel good. When we're both exhausted after hours of soft sex, we fall asleep in each others arms, happy and content.

Me and you in a photo booth, but my dick is in your mouth?

“I really should do something productive” I say after making myself cum 3 times but still rubbing my clit while watching porn