Masky

Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

its so cool watching the modern internet actively strangle itself in the name of squeezing out another percent of profits i love obtaining an intimate understanding of the looming dread a roman citizen during the rapid decline of the empire must've felt. it sucks and isn't good by the way

Worlds Shortest Transmasc Falls Between Couch Cushions Never To Be Seen Again

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

Final say on this, at least for now, is just that I hope at least a handful of people are wise to rich people behavior in light of Alone's behavior post-buying Twitter. Rich dudes will literally take a steel pipe to a product's ankles if they see some way to profit off of it. That rich dudes will actively make things worse for the benefit of themselves and themselves alone.

Music fandoms are so funny to me. Oh, you like listening to the funky sounds? Now get ready for the lord.

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