you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

i would get out and VOTE

create a safe space for queer voices

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within