you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

had a dream that like how people can link their spotify to their discord account you could also link your smoke detector to your discord and it notified your friends when it went off

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

google search job ideas for failures

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

women is like a country i would die for

Official ominous sign(s)

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.

after my last concussion I had this weird thing for a few weeks where I like, didn't want to get hurt? like if I thought I might get hurt doing something that made me not want to do it. has anyone else ever experienced this?