Tuppence and Ariadne

NHL Marketing: this is what the children like, right?

Just. Thank God this man can hockey.

THE HIMBO LINE.

I love him, your honor.

Saint Patrice 😇

Bring this correctness back for Barbie opening weekend.

brady tkachuk's wedding is so fucking funny and it hasnt even happened yet. matthew is the best man and mark stone is a groomsman. those two just finished competing for the stanley cup, and they're probably gonna end up wearing matching suits and smiling for pictures together because they are brother and honourary-brother respectively to captain dweebus (brady). matthew might be in a half-body cast. there will be a bachelor party. there is a non-zero chance brady ends up shirtless and tending bar at his own reception. claude giroux might be there. most anticipated event of the summer and it's not even close

A decade on, a team change, the rise of socially conscious Seggy, and an engagement, and this man will still have this tweet following him until he dies. Please never tell me how this actually happened. It has to live on as a mystery now.

Lmaooooo

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

Hockey has so many *feelings*. Anyway go Cats except fuck the Staal brothers.