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brain: wrong
me: what?
brain: wrong
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me: i’m gonna do work today! hell yeah babey
brain: wrong
me: what?
brain: wrong

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All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
In-suite laundry would be nice too.
when you’re using a public restroom and you have done your business and you hear a toilet flush while you are washing your hands
oh and fyi:
you ever take a shower just to flex on post malone

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me: poke th cat
cat: mrrhp
me every time: wow.
me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water* oh wow this is actually really nice and fun.
me:
me:
me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE
brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch
me: thank u
wow i sure hope *starts smacking my neck* THERES NO VAMPIRES AROUND. *slaps my neck really really hard* i HOPE there’s NO vampires who might want to BITE ME and suck my blood right here from my *i am smacking so godforsakenly hard* NECK
one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see
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911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that
Only gay people can read this
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
can the guy who brought it in let me raw him

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im an evil boy-kissing transgender
“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade