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@this-is-trans-joy

This is trans joy!!!

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i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

@airebeam new line of snazzy and classy muzzle's for your clients?

That is pretty cute, @quercuas. :) However, muzzles are something we frown upon at the doggie shop. We prefer our clients have as much freedom as possible. That and if someone we groom requires a muzzle for either the safety of themselves or my staff, we usually think long and hard if it's a risk we're willing to take. I can think of only handful of times (and on one hand) when we felt securing a client's jaws was an absolute necessity. I'm glad to say though most if not all of our regulars are very well-behaved boys and girls. :)

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.