The Horror Haven

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual

i have ben drowned on speed dial

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately