I Really Love Black Hat! :D

Imagine casually discussing new capture methods and schematics with your EVIL F/O over morning coffee/tea

F/o trying to impress you by saying "Get behind me" with a serious tone when you guys see a big spider

I don’t wanna fix them, I don’t want to humble them, I wanna make them worse

I wanna flatter them, I wanna worship at their feet, I wanna feed into their delusions of grandeur

protective f/o with scary dog privilege...

❤︎ scary f/o who keeps you firmly at their side, narrowing their eyes at anyone who dares look at you wrong. they're snappy, curling their lip whenever anyone gets too close, a hand on your hip holding you tight.

❤︎ people tell you to "keep your dog on a leash" when they act out, but they don't care. they'll be your guard dog even if it earns them dirty looks and glares - so long as you're safe they could care less.

❤︎ scary f/o who's shoulders visibly relax once you're in their arms or returning home. they can be paranoid, sure, but they just want to know you're safe. everything else matters little in comparison.

Jealous f/o who does that 'tch' tongue click thing at others you're too friendly with

(´∀｀*)

needing to do something in the middle of the night but ur stuck in ur f/os arms while their asleep caus their too damn big and/or strong so you just. kinda have to cry about it

where's the love for irritable f/o's? f/o's that mutter under their breath in frustration, f/o's that grumble and gripe over every little thing, f/o's that insist they're being realistic when everyone else is dramatic.

they might seem cold but they're the softest once you crack them open; they're desperate for a little affection and care deep down. they'll still insist they don't, of course, but just kiss their cheek and they'll melt against you.